Read This First

tl;dr: To cook an unfamiliar recipe successfully the first time, you need to do two things: 1) understand the recipe, and 2) prepare your equipment and ingredients. If you do these two things, your food will turn out as per the recipe 98% of the time.

Caveat: sometimes the recipe just sucks. But if you have understood and prepared as directed, that part isn’t your fault. And at least you may have gained some knowledge of what went wrong.

Where do so many people go wrong when trying a recipe for the first time? The answer is depressingly simple: they didn’t read the recipe first.

“Sure I read the recipe,” they cry. “I googled ‘easy pizza’ and found one that looked pretty. I glanced through the ingredients and spotted flour, water, and salt, which I have. But there must be something wrong with the recipe because it turned out all wrong.”

No, my dear, there is a method to cooking with a recipe the first time. It’s basically two steps: understand and prepare. That’s it.

First, understand: read the recipe. The whole thing. That’s right, sit down and read it nose to tail.

Then read it again. This time, take notes. You’re generally better printing it off so you can highlight and/or mark specific instructions, such as “after melting butter, cool for 20 minutes in refrigerator,” followed a little later by “and then chill dough in refrigerator for at least 18 hours and up to 3 days.”

That trendy TikTok chocolate chip cookie recipe you thought would be a fun rainy afternoon project just turned into a 4 day marathon. Congratulations. But now you know, ahead of time, instead of after investing 30 minutes and two sticks of really good butter.

Next, prepare. Take note of times and special equipment. Want to make charming little dome-shaped entremets? Do you even own the requisite 6-cavity 2.5-inch dome tray? Or powdered, freeze-dried raspberries? Always check for crucial items before setting out.

And then: never discount mise en place. “Meez on what?” It’s basically French for Lay Everything Out In Advance. You know why Martha Stewart is so f-ing annoying when she cooks? Because she smiles at the camera and murmurs that all you have to do is (stir stir) add one half cup diced bell peppers (dumps pre-filled ramekin), a teaspoon of diced thyme leaves (again), and a quarter teaspoon of salt (again). She has just reduced 18 minutes* of actual kitchen labor to nine seconds because someone did all her mise en place for her already. Do you have an army of desperate interns at your beck and call? No? Then you’re going to have to mise it yourself, honey.

*Wash, de-seed, de-rib, dice 1/2 C bell peppers: 8 minutes. Wash, de-stem, mince fresh thyme: 9 minutes. Hunt down quarter teaspoon muttering curses under breath because someone put it back in the wrong drawer, 56 seconds. Measure out salt: 4 seconds.

Once you’ve read the recipe (understand) and gathered your equipment and ingredients (prepare), you’re ready to cook.

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